Rex is an angry man. Just how angry is Rex? He's madder than ring falling into the unflushed toilet mad, he's madder than trying to grab that last pickle in the jar mad, he's madder than speeding for the first time in your life then getting pulled over mad, he's simply raving looney mad and he's not going to take it anymore. Yet he has to take it anyway.

Rex made his debut on the clinic scene in the summer of 2002. Oh how I remember it like it was yesterday. The twang of his guitar sounded like to hick cousins in a watermelon seed spitting contest, his voice screeched like your mom did when she walked in catching you masturbating. Nearly every shirt he owns has the sleeves torn off so he can expose the tanned arm tattoo of Judy, the wife who left him many years ago because she found single life more appealing than hearing Rex pray to god every night for an erection. If he stroked his wife more than he stroked his guitar they might still be together.

Prayers weren't answered for Rex, he's only had sex twice in his life. That's what he said. Actually he said that everytime a man and woman have sex a pregnancy is the result. Rex also said he had only two children therefore he must have had sex only twice. No wonder Rex is such an angry guy.

Yes he is angry. He loves to confront CCCs and insult them. He told one young escort simply to "Fuck off!" no doubt in a loving Xian demeanor. He once walked up to Dig Doug Deeper and said he murdered 100,000 people. D-cubed doesn't own a gun but when asked how he accomplished such a feat Rex looked confused as if was about to say a multi-syllable word.

In Rex's mind it isn't a problem because Rex owns a number of guns. Too bad for Rex that he is an ex-felon and the law prohibits him from owning guns. As he sees it he doesn't fret about being arrested for his

anti-abortion beliefs since he is a "true Xian" doing the lord's work. Wonder what he plans on doing with those guns? Considering he has already made a plethora of death threats it doesn't take a high school dropout to figure it out. Yet he says we shouldn't worry because he is a true Christian and prefers to stone people to death like in biblical times. Frankly, it's his claim to be a true Xian makes him as much a threat as some educated pilots who claim to be following Allah.

His plan can't be terribly elaborate since Rex said he dropped out of high school. Hmmm, let's get the profile here. High school dropout, ex-felon, divorced and bitter about women, owns guns and is a religious zealot. Looks like we have the makings of a future doctor killer. Well maybe that career he has had in electronics will help him build a bomb, but if his bomb making skills are as tact as his singing skills we should expect to find Rex bits splattered on his trailer's walls. In any case his psychological profile should be a warning that we should expect some violent acts, as well as stupid theological comments in the near future.

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