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Fi Fi Fo Fum, I forgot to wash my bum!

When this picture was taken, Chunk wanted to make sure the picture indicated which side he was on.

Have you ever read Jack and the Beanstalk? You know the giant in the tale shouting “Fee Fi Fo Fum” as he chases little Jack around. You get the same impression meeting Chunk. He has the look in his eye like he doesn’t know whether or not to toss you in the air or eat you. Slow and lethargic this dumbass of the lardasses couldn’t debate theology with a group of 5-year olds in a Sunday school.

Chunk walked up to me with a grin reminiscent of Jaws from the James Bond movies. Sounding like a record playing on a slow rpm he tells me (D-cubed) how I must accept Jesus. I responded by asking, “What if I don’t, will he kill every first born in America?” After a long pause he says, “That isn’t in God’s nature.”

Realizing how much on an idiot this fundy nut is I remind him of Exodus 11:5 where God killed every first born in Egypt because the Pharaoh wouldn’t accept God. Truly he did not believe that passage existed in the Bible. Just like a fundy moron, never read his bible but needs to shove his ideology onto someone else, a religion he knows nothing about.A challenged him to read his bible, he refused and I asked him what he was afraid of.


We won't take the obvious here. Its just too scary.

This dim-witted goatball sweat realized how much of an idiot he was that he couldn’t debate theology with an Atheist and never talked to me again. Not that he is different than fundies, none of them read their Bible much less understand what they read. Kind of explains why low intelligence is directly correlated with high religiosity.

If Chunk was the epitome of what a true Christian is then he has probably just insulted you (if you happen to be a Christian, if not consider yourself fortunate). A Christian Chunk is slow, massive in girth but not intellect, highly egotistical and desperately needs the admiration of others to prove his faith. Don’t worry about Chunk he is a pure follower.

He couldn’t lead lemmings off a cliff primarily because he doesn’t have the charisma of a lemming. But sure enough you’ll find Chunk in the first row of the pews because he has some serious pastor ass kissing to do.

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Chunk converses with Randy Richardson and known felon Danny Ware.

 

 

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