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Spunky Flasher Hobbies: I spend my days taunting the farm boy. "Farm boy, polish this saddle. I want to see my face shining on in it in the morning. Life's philosophy: If you are doing something you enjoy you are probably pissing someone off. If you are pissing someone off then you are living a very happy life. My life is happy, ohhhh so very happy. Turn
on's: Light switches Life's philosophy: If you are doing something you enjoy you are probably pissing someone off. If you are pissing someone off then you are living a very happy life. My life is happy, ohhhh so very happy. Important
things to know about me: Everyone
in my family are members of the NRA. They didn't become good shots until
I started dating. Sometimes I'll date a guy just to see how fast my
parents can make him run.
I was in a mental institution once because I thought I was crazy. Later I realized I wasn't crazy but everyone else was. Everyone else, that is, besides Billy, my talking baseball bat.
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| Sure I say I'm an Atheist but I really know there is a God. How do I know? Well one day I found God. I waited 30 days and nobody claimed him so I kept him. I keep him on the bookcase next to my wind-up walking teeth. |
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