D-cubed and Spunky go for a DIVORCE with Ann.

Name: Dig Doug Deeper
Hobbies: Being a very taunted farm boy.
More hobbies: Being a very bad farm boy, very very bad. So worthy of a beating For not having that saddle polished enough.

I am very grateful for my parents for having raised me in a non-religious household so I escaped the years of mental abuse associated with a proper troglodyte upbringing. Of course it isn’t all peaches & cream. Not being raised Christian I found I never developed a tolerance for crappy Christian music which invokes spontaneous vomiting.

Also I can fall and scrape my
knees without flashbacks of getting a gag reflex. Not to mention I could read Archie comics rather than Christian comic books like Chick tracts which happen to get left in public restrooms for obvious reasons.

 

I first read the Bible to get an understanding of how fundamentalists think. Then I found out fundamentalists really don’t read their Bible.

So I picked up a copy of “The Bible Coloring Book for Children” and I understood their mentality perfectly. I think if fundamentalists had tails people would like them a lot more.


After all, we all like monkeys because their tails make them cute. I could do without the feces throwing though so we might have to make the fundies wear thick mittens.

D-Cubed and Spunky sing a hymm.

D-Cubed poses as a heterosexual.

I’ve been a news reporter, youth counselor, computer technician, assistant teacher and librarian. After all this I found out I really can’t keep a job.

Fundies tell me Man was created in God’s image. In the Bible it says God is invisible. I wish the fundamentalists would look a lot more like God.

Let me be serious here for a moment. You may be saying, “Aren’t you be a little hard on fundamentalists?” All I gotta say is, “Huh huh, you said ‘hard’”.

My science teacher told me that my skin is my largest organ. So I started licking myself.

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