Annie Modeling her new shirt.

Hi, I am Annie Sprinkles, Sex Goddess. Need I say more?

Well, I will anyway.


I do this because next to the FFF's I feel as though I am the next Stephen Hawking. And, of course, to do my part to see women's right prevail.
Fun facts about Miss Annie Sprinkles…


Age: 21
Sex: Never with a animal, or Christian, (which one would be more despicable?)
Ambitions: Have an affair with many well known televangelists, expose them, and use this publicity to bring the Christian religion to its demise.
Turn-ons: Intelligence ( I use this to ensure that I will never sleep with a Christian), your mom, this is the only instance I am lenient on the intelligence requirement
Turn-offs: you
Things I can't live without: Gay porno, and your mom's sweet, sweet lovin' ( yes, I nailed her last night.)
Favorite T.V. show: Young Ones ( which actually just plays in the background while I'm doin' it to your mom.)
Favorite Movie: Untitled, but I'm leaning toward the name Your mom and I get buck wild while your dad watches crying from the shadows of the corner of the room
Words to live by: yo' mama
I'd like to do: Your mom and her sister at the same time. ( Oh wait, did that last week.)

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