Very odd behavior!
Name: Mr Zero
Gender: Male (?)
Age: Too damn old for this shit.
Religion: Atheist
Favorite song: Sympathy for the Devil
Interests: pornography and bright shiny things
Sexual Orientation: not known. He has, however, been diagnosed with every sexual dysfunction known and there has been a new one named after him; zerophilia: the desire to have sex with a rotten watermelon while being beaten by a one legged nun walking a goat.
His most famous quote: "it rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told"

Bio: Mr Zero comes from a strict Southern Baptist upbringing (which explains quite a bit). He came out of the Atheist closet in 1989 and has been irritating religous people ever since.

Phun facts to know and tell:

  • Made Dixie cry
  • Never seen a tornado
  • Peace symbol tattoed on this butt

 



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