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January 22, 2008

Roe V. Wade Day

At today's Roe v. Wade press conference at the Women's Health Services clinic Dangerous Diane Wahto gave a little speech representing the clinic. Also a couple of the clinic's attorneys spoke as well as a representative from NNAF. I only got Diane's video because my camcorder is old and the fully charged battery dies quickly. I could replace it but I'm cheap and like Operation Rescue I don't have much money to spare for the website (Bush recession you know).

All throughout the press conference one of the two antis protesting were trying to squeeze himself onto the camera. Nobody paid him any heed and I didn't waste any pixels on him.

Inside the clinic we all gathered around and talked about a few things. The witch hunt trial got talked about a bit, being that lawyers were there and all. Needless to say they didn't have much to say about Newman's dishonesty and childish behavior at the trial. The Newman Report got mentioned. Sadly the Report is a bit out of date but since I don't feel like updating it at the moment I may as well give it out free. Just e-mail me and I'll send you a pdf of the Report, unless you're an Anti and I decide I don't want to waste the bandwidth on you.

November 27, 2007

Kline Kaught In Krime Kaper

Anyone designated Operation Rescue's Man of the Year is bound to be of questionable morals. KCTV did an expose on Kline which may lead to his being ousted out of his district attorney position.

According to the rules Phill has to live in the same district he represents. Being of fine, upstanding character he simply rented out an empty apartment and kept on living in Topeka, even going as far as registering to vote in a area he doesn't live (that's illegal but who'll prosecute him?)

Well he appears to be corrupt to the core but that doesn't come to anyone's surprise. Heck, just watch the video and it'll all become clear.

November 09, 2007

Sue Happy Moron Sues Tiller

Desperate for attention and desperate for attention the fashionally desperate Mark Stewart Gietzen has opted to sue Dr. George Tiller for $4000 on the charge that Gietzen is an asshat who couldn't figure out that standing in the middle of a street in front of traffic can get you hit by a car.

In a previous story in the Wichita Eagle a six year old child was in severe condition after being in the street and getting hit by a truck. Not to be outdone by a 6 year old Gietzen announces that he too is like a six year old and got hit by a car. The child, who was just trying to get gum

Photo provided by Gietzen showing that he was standing in the middle of the street like a dumbass.

from a friend received sympathy for the public unlike Gietzen who got hit so he could sue for $4,000 and draw attention to himself like an emo kid with a myspace page and a webcam.

The incident happened back in April 2006 and Gietzen says he has the photos to prove his severe injuries. Clearly they weren't as severe as Troy Newman's scratch which he's suing Rep. Vaughn Flora for $75,000. No, Gietzen's "injuries" are less than one of the Plane Janes gets during roller derby practice and less than a rug burn from one of pro-life Republican Senator Vitter's prostitutes.

Television's Judge Judy expressed interest in the case which would be an highly amusing episode since Judge Judy is rabidly pro-choice and would probably end up fining Gietzen. The case couldn't be good for Gietzen since Gietzen is a professional stalker, a wife beater, a tax cheat who still owes debts from his failed political campaign and has a long history of suing people for money. He sued his political oppenent for running truthful ad campaigns and sued the City of Wichita for damages to his home relating to street construction a block away.

Tiller can refuse to go on the show because the police never charged him with any crimes. The police looked at the survellience video and saw that Gietzen was being an asshat by putting himself in front of Tiller's truck. However, Tiller's attorney said it best when he said, "Anything Mr. Gietzen does is not worth commenting on." True, but I couldn't help laugh at Gietzen's never ended efforts to provide amusement at his expense.

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