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"I think ‘rape and incest’ is a buzzword. It’s a bit of a throwaway line and not everybody who says that really understands what that means. How are you going to define that?" - 'Pro-life' South Dakota state Rep. Joel Dykstra (R-Lincoln County) on why the state legislature didn’t include those exceptions in its abortion ban, April 20, 2006.

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June 24, 2007

Holick Made a Bitch at Gay Pride

At today's Gay Pride festial Holick and his band of loonies were preaching about the alleged sins of homosexuality like any good friend of the Phelps would do (but without so many colorful signs). The Pride event was a private event and the band of troublemakers (who had no required buttons for entry) were told to leave. Holick said it was his right as a fundy Christian to disrupt events and harass people he didn't like. After given five generous warnings (the four extra was because Mark is really, really slow) to go to the other side of the street he was put in handcuffs (without any nice matching leather chaps) and crammed into the back of a police car.

Holick whined about how he was being persecuted for being a Christian. When Tom Witt, organizer of the event, asked Holick about his IRS troubles he said he was being persecuted for being a Christian. Allegedly he got pickles on his Big Mac last week and told the employees that he was being persecuted for being a Christian since he clearly ordered no pickles. He possibly made similar comments to his alarm clock this morning as well.

Holick was released from jail four hours later and returned to the event to glare at everyone attending the event. To add to Holick's bad day he won the award for worst pick up line used on a gay man. Hint to Holick, try complimenting a guy's hair rather than talk about how you are an abomination in bed. That may have not been what you said but the event was fairly loud and the words didn't come through clearly.

Perhaps Holick can get court tips from fellow insane looney, Mark Gietzen. Gietzen's going to traffic court. It's just been a bad time for antis lately, they just can't stop themselves from being persecuted. Too many damn secular laws just impede their quest for a theocracy where laws don't apply to them.

June 18, 2007

Troy's $75,000 Band-Aid

Despite a long history of promoting violence and terrorizing others when someone gives Troy a little boo-boo he thinks he's entitled to $75,000 in damages. Troy hired fellow terrorist Bryan Brown in suing Rep. Vaughn Flora for a minor incident last year where Vaughn accidently scratched Newman resulting in an injury so severe it was covered up by a small band aid.

Money might be drying up for Troy ever since his tax shelter, er, organization lost it's tax exempt status and he can't find any brain dead women to exploit for money. Perhaps the number of slums he purchased with tax exempt funds is drying up as well. Who knows? But when the opportunity arises for Troy to make some more money without working he'll jump at the chance.

Troy commented on his website that he doesn't harbor any ill will against Flora for his act. So I suppose Troy is thinking this is just business as usual where he finds any opportunity to exploit someone for money. On the other hand Troy attacked me last year and the police let him off the hook as is typical of the local police.

However, if there is some attorney out there who wants to sue Troy on my behalf you can keep 80% of the $75,000 if you win. Troy won't mind, it's just business.

June 16, 2007

Bush's Photo-Op in Wichita

White House Spokeman Tony Snow said Bush was fighting on the front lines in Iraq. So it was nice for Bush to take time out of his heroic duties to come to Wichita to show how much he appreciates Wichita and their general apathy towards his legacy of failures. Bush made a 15 minute appearance at the Boys & Girls Club on 21st street. This was a necessary stop because it falls under the category of a state function bywhich the people of Kansas can be charged for the travel expenses.

While Bush passed out military recruitment forms to children outside were a hundred protesters who were apparently not Fox News viewers. The main focus of the protest is Bush's policies of incompetence which is causing America to lose the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq. There were a few pro-torture, pro-debt, anti-habeus corpus passerby's who did what is expected of advocates of a fundamentalist Christian political party, they stuck out their middle fingers and jeered curses at the pro-American, pro-freedom demonstrators. Although the vast majority of responses were positive the pro-war people were of recruitment age but they were just too cowardly to fight in the war they support.

Bush finally arrived at the Club around noon. He first stopped at McConnel AFB to say hello to potential cannon fodder he hasn't shipped to Iraq yet, and the union employees of Boeing whose jobs he'd like to ship to China. People who lived in the neighborhood of the Club were barred from entry. Many people were hassled by police like those were were shopping at a local liquor/smoke shop. They were told to leave thusly depriving a business of customers, but Bush has a habit of working people losing money so this isn't surprising.

When Bush realized he was around a bunch of African-Americans he had flashbacks to his failures in New Orleans so he quickly left for his fund raiser for Senator Pat Roberts and his rubber stamp. The fundraiser, which netted $650,000 from Fox News viewers and the Anti-Christ, was political payback for Roberts looking the other way while Bush manipulated intelligence on the war on Iraq, warrentless domestic spying and torture.

All of this was ignored by the local media who stepped over themselves gushing over the pResident like love struck teenagers at a Beatles concert. It got so bad that it was rumored that someone slipped on a wet floor while walking behind Rhonda Holman (kids, have your parents explain that one to you).

As always the Phelps clan was present with their colorful and fabulous signs and they

tried to look just super as they pranced around the sidewalk. With the good weather, out with the family, one could almost say they had an absolutely gay time. I can't blame them for showing up to protest whenever the President and VP came to town. How can they resist traveling to Wichita when they hear there's going to be Dick and Bush in Wichita? Fred wasn't there, he was getting his nails done.

Surprisingly attention whore Troy Newman wasn't present. Usually when Troy hears there's going to be media somewhere he

gets all giggly and tries to hog some camera time. Perhaps he was feeling let down after nobody showed up for his press conference on Thursday. Apparently he was going to rant about abortion or politicians who are annoyed by him or something. I don't know, nobody covered his temper tantrum so he probably stayed home and sulked and missed Bush's visit. Someone buy him a lollipop.

Yes, that picture on your left is a funeral escort van. The police were worried Bush was going to lie and that usually produces corpses. Unlike Bush, some people like to be prepared in case of a potential disaster.

June 12, 2007

Kline's Pedophile Advocate

Is it shameful that Kline, who prides himself on combating child sexual predators, hired a psychiatrist who has a history of protecting pedophiles to go after Dr. Tiller?

Operation Rescue issued a press release, therefore Dion Lefler promoted it in the Eagle, about how Dr. McHugh, concluded that all of the alleged illegal abortions weren't for mental health reasons.

McHugh is a committed Catholic who is an adviser to the Catholic church. He has written articles in the past suggesting how pedophiles should be treated and have even covered up the crimes of pedophiles from police. It is required by the law to report any acts of child molestation to the authorities. I had to follow that law when going to grad school and so did Dr. McHugh. McHugh chose to ignore that law, probably because he was covering up for some pedophile priests.

http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2002/aug/02082318.html

http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?sid=402

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/a/2002/09/20/ED175849.DTL&type=printable

It's clear McHugh was picked by Kline because of his ideology. He knew McHugh was opposed to abortion and it was clear his conclusion was going to be one against Dr. Tiller. Dr. McHugh is on the record as stating there is absolutely no psychiatric justification for abortion. If this is the case then it was a waste of $5,100 in taxpayer money for this sham review of medical records since McHugh already predetermined his decision before reviewing the records. It's no surprise Dion Lefler didn't present these facts which put McHugh's credibility in question.

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