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"Believing there is no god gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have." --Penn Jillette

April 04, 2006

10 Year Old Writes for ORW

Does a 10 year old really write for ORW? Maybe, maybe not. All I'm saying is the latest postcard sent out by ORW is either the work of an elementary grade school student who should have been held back two years or else ORW's attempt at humor is almost as funny as a cold sore at prom.

Rather than spend their hundreds of thousands of dollars actually helping women Herman Melville's poorly talented and fundy evil opposite decided to send out another round of poorly drawn, poorly written postcards to the staff of Wesley Medical Hospital. ORW has sent out thousands of these cards over the past couple of years as so far not one person has quit working at Wesley as a result of these childish postcards.

It's hard to laugh at these postcards just like it's hard to laugh at the retarded kid who has to wear a football helmet. Sure it could look funny but ORW is mentally deficient and can't help what they do. The Maggot Punks sincerely apologize to all people with mental retardation as we know you do have more talent than the Hallmark rejects at ORW.

If ORW sends out 10,000 postcards that would make the cost of postage alone at $2,400. That's a whole lot of money that could have been used in an actual charity to provide actual help. Since ORW is all about lining their own pockets that would have been counter productive to their real goals.

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Troy Newman is good with tools, he calls them Ken Reed and Cheryl Sullenger.

Perhaps ORW should send out a few thousand postcards saying, "Can you draw a straight line? You may have a future as an artist with ORW. ORW is currently looking for anyone with talent, and no morals, to perform work that you wouldn't want to tell your mother about. No experience necessary, visit www.ChristianTaliban.com."

While we are in the habit of apologies we're sorry about the lack of updates. The creationist seminar last week was cancelled. Also D-Cubed was supposed to appear on a Christian radio show but the host decided to stand Cubed up because he didn't want to look like a moron on the air, well more so than usual.

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