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"We're a peaceful nation and moving along just right and just kind of having a time, and all of a sudden, we get attacked and now we're at war, but we're at war to keep the peace." - George W. Bush 3/13/2002 proclaiming the Orwellian doublespeak 'war is peace'.

July 09, 2005

Canadian Invasion?

Trying to play the role of persecuted Christian members of Operation Rescue West fell into their delusional thinking by imagining they were part of a chemical attack directed towards them. At Tiller's clinic the other day a brown, sticky substance was seen on the sidewalk. Wasting taxpayer money and public official time they called the police and Hazmat team to investigate this substance Jeff Herzog referred to as syrup of the maple, pancake variety.

It's not surprising that the antis would know what this is before they called since they often pour or litter materials all throughout "God's creation". This was nothing more than an attempt to grab attention and disrupt clinic activities (no patients were kept from their appointments much to the chagrin of ORW).

Troy Newman claims on his website that the material was present before they arrived at 7am that day (they don't have real jobs) and they "chemical attack" was directed towards them. If they didn't plant the materials it probably wouldn't have crossed their little minds that someone could have dropped something on the sidewalk without thought that some bumbling, half-wit fundy moron would run across it. ORW claims to have tried to do their laundry at the clinic that day as they couldn't even wash the substance off on their clothing.

A clinic staff member talked with the Hazmat team who revealed that the substance was nothing more than a sugar based syrup like Karo Syrup and was certainly no dangerous terrorist attack ORW claims it is. The only crime committed that day was ORW's false reports to the police. Given the fact illegal immigrant mayor Carlos Mayans has given the order to not arrest or prosecute any member of ORW nothing will happen to members of ORW for this crime.

Clearly this is Troy's WMD smuggled by Canadian militant pro-choice organizations rumored to be headed by Aunt Jemima.

Book of the day: Memoirs of a Drugged-up, Sex-crazed Yippie by Steve Otto

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