"I'm not somebody who goes to church on a regular basis. The specific elements of Christianity are not something I'm a huge believer in." --Bill Gates, he owns you.

 

 

January 22, 2005

Six Hours in the Newman Hotel

Last evening Troy was arrested for the severe crime of being an asshole. Well, not precisely. The Wichita Police Department responded to complaints that anti-abortion protestors were littering the ground with an assortment of junk. Eager to keep this city someone attractive the police confiscated items that were left upon the ground.

Among those offenders were head nut Troy Newman who was visibly upset that some dolls were being confiscated. Troy made quite the spectacle with the police taking a doll and tearing the limbs off and proceeded to throw the doll limbs onto clinic property while shouting some anti-abortion rant.

The police weren't amused and gave a littering ticket for Troy to sign. Had Troy signed it he would simply have to mail in a fine. However


Troy Newman being arrested (file photo courtesy of barf.org)

Troy protested saying that he answers to a "higher authority" not a "lower authority" such as littering laws.

For his failure to sign a piece of paper the police hauled his ass off to jail where he proceeded to sit on his ass until he decided he was sick of answers to solely a "higher authority" and paid the $500 bond. He spent six hours in what we like to call the "Newman Hotel" since he spends so much time there.

While being booked Troy provided a false address claiming to live on Shadybrook Lane, an address he rents. Troy really lives in 10529 SW 30th Street in Towanda. Although the police were informed they weren't terribly concerned about Troy's obstruction of justice. Proper addresses need to be provided for the simple reason that it makes it easier to get paperwork to the person and so the judge can issue arrest warrents to the proper homes.

The "Truth Trucks" were also ticketed for violating the time limit established on all vehicles on that street.

Book of the day: The War on Choice: The Right-Wing Attack on Women's Rights and How to Fight Back by Gloria Feldt

 


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