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Today the LORD has visited our land in judgment. An invading force has pierced the shores of our country to wreck havoc and devastation upon on us, on our cities and our people. While we must seek justice, it is America who is guilty of a far greater crime - the murder of our own innocent children ...for certainly we are covered head to toe with innocent blood and we value human life no more than the terrorists flying the jetliners... America deserves, yes warrants the judgment of God... Because we have not hated bloodshed (abortion), bloodshed (World Trade Towers, Pentagon) will pursue America. --Troy Newman September 11, 2001

Today marks the 31st anniversary of The Supreme Court decision that gave women reproductive rights. This decision also signaled a new era in our culture. Women could now make choices about their own lives, their own families and their own futures. No longer was a woman simply defined by the man she was married to. However, with all drastic cultural changes there are those who oppose it. They site tradition and threats to their own family but most of all they say that God himself objects to such change and any who participates in it or advocates it are outside the realm of biblical authorization and are therefore doomed to hell.

Even when the people of the United States came face to face with the moral question of slavery, there were those advocating it contiuence based

solely on biblical principal. Here is a quote from Pastor John C. Lord [1]:

The existence of domestic Slavery was expressly allowed, sanctioned, and regulated by the Supreme Lawgiver, in that divine economy which He gave the Hebrew state. The fact is open and undisputed; the record and proof of it are in the hands of every man who has in his possession a copy of the Bible. All the ingenuity and art of all the Abolitionists in the United States can never destroy the necessary conclusion of this admitted divine sanction of Slavery...

Indeed this is a prime example of the reactionary relgious right. This hidious interpretation of the bible as justification for slavery is analogus to the rhetoric that we hear from the anti choice crowd. The extreme relgious right would have us believe that a woman is merely property. The bible does not, however, forbid abortion. Click here for some Old Testament references to biblical authorization of abortion and click here for New Testament

So today the pro choice crowd, most of whom were in Topeka, held a small and brief demonstration outside of Central Women's Services. By simply holding signs and waving at cars, our message was well received by most who drove by. A few apathetic anti-choicers drove by and, being not in God's sight, flipped us off. Oh well, perhaps the learned to do that from Troy Newman.

However, the Maggot Punks are fighters. We want to fight for freedom, we want to fight against relgious oppresion, we want to fight for privacy, partly because it is the right thing to do but mostly we just like to see the look on FFF's faces!

So off to the Federal courthouse we go. Armed with our own signs and weapons of choice (cameras) we prepared to once again do battle with the Fantical Fundy Freaks who were trying to destroy freedom and take away women's reproductive rights. However, when we arrived at the courthouse we found only a small group morons who couldn't seem to get themselves organized. One of the Operation Rescue West "trash" trucks was parked accross the street. Troy Newman asked everyone to gather 'round in prayer. He prayed that the abortion clinics in Wichita and

around the United states would shut down, and if they didn't for a calamity to strike down the owners and workers. Troy along with everyone else there has said this prayer several thousand times. We have asked them several times what they thought they were accomplishing by saying this prayer over and over. We usually get "the effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much (James 5:16)." Well this prayer has been said well over 10 million times in the last 31 years and abortion remains legal and abortion clinics remain open. That means that the 10 millon prayers were not effectual, were not fervrent or were not said by a righteous man.

The local TV stations had camped across the street so the Maggot Punks lined up to block the view of the circle jerk that was going on on the steps. Troy Newman stood up and shouted some words of hate and discontent. By this time the TV cameras were across the street and up in Troy's face where he wanted them. He shouted like a rabid dog and honestly looked like Hannibal Lector on a crack binge for a moment. He then turned it over to Karen Myers. You may remember that Karen attempted to purger herself in open court last week. That's when we decided to let the media know the truth about the speakers. After Karen came covicted felon Cheryl

Sullenger. She held up a picture with 19 buildings on it and a 20th space reserved for Women's Health Care Services in Wichita. We asked her if she planned on bombing that clinic as well. We also confronted her about her criminal past right in front of the TV camera's. She stopped what she was saying and walked away.

By this time, the media on the scene was well aware that a dissenting voice was present. The first media representive to seek an alternative viewpoint was Carla Eckles of NPR. She actually came to interview Mr Zero before the "rally" began. The 3 local TV stations wound up interviewing Mr Zero as well but only after getting all their sound bites from the FFF. At one point, a woman who appeared to be accompaning Rodney Chandler, turned around and got in the Maggot Punks faces. She said, "why don't you men have some courage and get a vacectomy." To which Mr Zero replied "wanna see my scar?"

She claimed that she knew for sure that Dig Doug Deeper and Mr Zero got Spunky Flasher and Annie Sprinkles pregnant, forced them to have abortions and then threw them away like trash. Mr Zero once again inquired if she

wanted to see his scar. After that she walked away. The TV cameras also took note of Dig Doug Deeper and Mr Zero constantly shouting "clinic bomber" at Cheryl Sullenger while she was threatening Dr Tiller's clinic. After Cheryl was done she was treated like royalty by Beth Jett of KAKE news. She gave a 15 minute interview and after she was done we made sure that Beth Jett knew that she had just interviewed a convicted terrorist. The KAKE crew packed up to go home and then someone questioned their objectivity. Perhaps getting both sides of the story would be in order, after all, the other media outlets had fullfilled their nagging objective journalism requirements. So she reluctantly granted Mr Zero an interview which was conveniently not aired.

All in all a pretty lame excuse for a political movement that is supposedly favored by 80% of all Americans. However, any threat to reproductive rights will be met with 5 surly ultra liberal militant Atheists called the Maggot Punks.

1."The Higher Law" in Its Application to the Fugitive Slave Bill. A Sermon on the Duties Men Owe to God and to Governments. Delivered at the Central Presbyterian Church on Thanksgiving Day 1861

The Maggot Punks returned, today, to Central Women's Services to protect reproductive freedom. However, the assaults on reproductive freedom were about as effective as Saddam Hussen's weapon's of mass destruction. In fact, the only real problem the clinic had was one of its nurses being 20 minutes late to work due to a flat tire (probably inflicted by an FFF)

Troy Newman, director of the passive and pointless Operation Rescue West (ORW), rallied a closet homosexual, a 75 year old pedophile, a chicken lady a convicted felon and her daughter to the clinic.

Troy Newman, wanting to avoid making an ass out of himself on Mr Zero's video camera like he did 2 weeks ago (Click here to watch the video. Click here to read the entire article), parked in a dirt alley behind the clinic right next to an empty lot that he owns. He parked right next to the property line (represented by the red line in the photograph on the left) so Mr Zero couldn't get anywhere near his driver side window. He got out of his jeep a couple of times to shout lies across the parking lot but other than that, he really didn't do anything. Click here (Windows Media - 1.9MB, 0:44)to watch a video of Troy shouting lies. In answer to your question, Troy, the doctor has never been disciplined by any regulatory medical board and how exactly do you know that the fetus being carried by the patient is a girl?

The Wichita Police showed up for a few minutes. When they did, Troy insisted that they were there to arrest the doctor. He yelled for patients to leave the clinic because of the impending police raid. The only problem was that the police were there to investigate something at A Better Choice, the propaganda mill (we can't call it a medical clinic because they have no doctor) located next to Central Women's Services.

Troy did bring a new Terrorist In Training (TIT) with him today. A cute little round queen who hates his own sexuality, was made to stand outside of Troy's turck all day. He is a chip off the ol' block too because he simply stood there, looked stupid and did nothing, just like his mentor.

Speaking of terrorist, convicted felon Cheryl Sullenger (click here for references) also showed up with her TIT, Rayna. She seemed to be somewhat more interested in actually doing something than Troy. However, when D-cubed reminded her of her criminal past and vast waist line, she backed down pretty quick. Cheryl, if you are reading this, we really would like some of those Mexican fireworks you used in your bombing attempt. See if you can get us some by the 4th of July, thanks!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the layout of the parking lots and the alley's at Central Women's Services, we need to elaborate. Central Women's Services is located on a main thoroughfare right next to church posing as a medical clinic called "A Better Choice". Each establishment has parking in the rear and a shared driveway from the main thoroughfare to the parking lot. Patients step out of a side door to their waiting automobile right in this driveway. The driveway is separated by a single painted yellow line. This gives the FFF's freedom to yell at departing patients and their drivers from very short distances. This is where the fun in escorting comes in.

Just because the FFF's can shout doesn't mean that we can't stand between them and the car and do a little shouting of our own. One of the most prolific purveyors of this intellectually impoverished prattle is howler monkey Karen Meyers. Karen is very dangerous because, like Cheryl Sullenger, she sees no problem in breaking the law. This was ever apparent last week when she showed up to testify against Dig Doug Deeper in a case where she was standing on the other side of the building more than 1000 feet away when the incident in question took place. Karen did charge a car in the driveway so Dig Doug Deeper decided to confront her on her attempted purgery. Click here (Windows media - 2.3MB, 0:54) to watch a video of her response.

This next video has no significance at all. It is just the Maggot Punks having fun and it really pissed Dixie off! Click here to watch (Windows Media - .9MB, 0:22)

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