Holy crap, it's been about a month since our last update. Some of you might think we're pulling a Newman and just going around begging for donations and not doing any real work. Fat chance, we don't have any money so we must have been working. I don't know what Troy has been doing. He's been in hiding and even took his dumpy sign away from the clinic. If you are worried that Troy might be selling his signs for gallons of Rogaine then give him a call at home at 316-541-2306.

Speaking of the phone numbers of Antis let's play a monthly little game. Every month we'll take a phone number of an Anti and put it up here. The fun comes in when you, our devoted fans, call up the Anti with a little message. This month's Anti

is Pee-wee, AKA Michael Hagen who shares his DNA with Sweaty Bob Hagen. His phone number is 316-733-0121. The message you'll leave with Pee-Wee is:

"Now we've given you fair warnin', it's going to be that kind of mornin', for being wacky, for getting nutty. Golly, it's cuckoo, at Pee-Wee's Playhouse!"

So other than taunting Antis what else have we been up to? Hmm, well clinic today was rather boring with the usual stupids doing stupid things. Jeff Herzog didn't show up but he did give me that e-mail with all the scientific evidence for creationism. Okay, I didn't get an e-mail as he promised but it would have been blank anyway. Jeff is probably still looking for the any key.

The Maggot Punks, well one Maggot Punk, went to Ithaca, NY to visit the Godless Godess. D-cubed gave a presentation to Ithaca Atheists of the sweet documentary, "Who Owns a Woman" (of course it's available from the Maggot Punks for a lovely $20 donation. All proceeds help Wichita Pro-Choice organizations including $5 for the Maggot Punks.

The Godess and I went fossil hunting. We dug up numerous fossils of shells that were over 400 million years old. Yup, that's pretty damn old. Many, many years ago, probably longer than you want to count, Ithaca was covered in ocean. During that time a buttload of shells just lived on the bottom. I had hoped to find a trilobite but no luck. Creationists claim these shells which I have in my possession don't exist but there they are. According to the creationists I could

have found a whale fossil, but there was only shells once again proving the creationists wrong.

I also visited with some famous people. First was Joe Trippi who headed the Howard Dean campaign. Mr. Trippi really motivated me about this election by one simple fact, many people don't get polled for those Presidential polls. You see the polls ask likely voters who own land lines. Likely voters are those who have consistently voted in past elections. Therefore young people, who tend to vote Democratic and new voters won't get polled. Also people with cell phones (like all the Maggot Punks) don't get polled. A long of young people (who tend to vote Democratic) own cell phones so their opinion isn't recorded. So we are just getting the opinions from a bunch of old or middle aged people while leaving out a large segment of the population.

An interesting note. If you buy Joe Trippi's book (link at bottom) you will notice one photo of a bunch of Dean supporters cleaning up a riverbank. That photo was taken by the Godless Godess who worked her sweet ass off on the Dean campaign. Joe thanked her for the photo and signed her book indicating such.

The evening after we met with Mr. Trippi we traveled to Syracuse to meet with a man who got more mention at the Republican Nation Convention than Osama Bin Laden. The man, who is more feared by Republicans than Bill Clinton running for a third term, Michael Moore.

Moore spoke before a sold out audience. There were a half of dozen Freepers who made asses of themselves for the first 30 minutes but then went quiet, probably convinced that the Democratic way is the way to go. Moore mentioned that there is a large number of pirated copies of Farenheit 9/11 floating around Bagdhad (he has no idea how they got there, wink wink). He read letters from soldiers serving in Iraq. He showed clips

from his DVD that weren't shown in the theatres. These included interviews with Iraqis on the streets before the war. The Iraqis are a lot like us (that may come to a shock to many Republicans and bloodthirsty pro-war chickenhawks). They wanted peace, they have no problem with Americans, and they swore to defend their homeland against any occupying force as any American would if a nation invaded our country. Also was shown a clip in front of the infamous American torture prison in Iraq where people were waiting for family members to be released. 90% of people imprisoned and tortured by Americans were innocent of any

crimes they were accused of. To win an occupation we must win the hearts of the people, Donald Rumsfeld broke those hearts when he broke the backs of prisoners with illegal orders for torture. Remember when Clinton invaded the former Yugoslavia? No Americans died and democracy was quickly restored to the nation. Expect the draft to be initiated if Bush gets elected for the first time.

Unlike a Bush speech where people are required to sign loyalty oaths and hecklers are dragged out of the room, hecklers were allowed to stay inside and nobody was required to sign a loyalty oath. When people did heckle they're criticisms were answered (Kerry does the same thing since he's not afraid of the American public). Some of you may be interested in this, Michael Moore encourages everyone to copy and distribute his documentary Farenheit 9/11. He admits

he has plenty of money and donates a lot of it, he didn't do the documentary for the money. He did it to get the facts that the "liberal" media failed to report, he did it to create educated voters who, if responsible, will vote Bush out of office. So if you get a pirated version of the documentary send the money you normally would have spent to a progressive organization like moveon.org, Democracy for America or even the Maggot Punks (wink, wink).

The election is just a few weeks away. If you haven't registered yet time is running out. Vote to throw bums like Tiahrt and Bush out of office then go and get your progressive minded friend to also throw the regressive minded conservative Republicans out.

Book of the day: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised: Seizing Power in the Age of the Internet by Joe Trippi

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