After a prolonged absence Dixie Selenke finally returned to the clinic to sqwak at anyone she could, whether they wanted to listen to her or not. The moment I got out of my car I heard a shrill voice from over 100 meters away. The sound of that voice is a better laxative than any morning coffee could provide, hearing her could make a 20 year old want to put on Depends for safety reasons.

Perhaps due to her family's constant run-in's with the law she stopped coming out to the clinic so often as bail money is quite expensive. Yes, she screamed at the clinic walls and people became annoyed with her stupidity. When they went outside to smoke she yelled at them some more. She informed one woman not to get an abortion. Although the woman repeatedly told Dixie she wasn't pregnant Dixie went on about how she has a beautiful baby (nobody saw this baby except the delusional Dixie) and how she shouldn't get an abortion. From what I know about abortion a woman must be pregnant before getting an abortion. It's a simple fact. Oops, I was mistaken to think that antis actually concern themselves with

the facts. No doubt Dixie whispers, "I see pregnant people." Have delusion will travel, Dixie assumes every woman going to the clinic is pregnant and is getting an abortion. Antis assume a lot of things, they put the ass in assume.

Persistent dispruptions by her sqwaking lead to a phone call to the police with the charge of distrubing the peace. Having been taken away in handcuffs before Dixie quickly turned tail and ran. Doing the Lord's work and bragging about how brave you are is one thing, actually doing something and getting caught breaking the law for Jesus is another. Prayers to God doesn't pay the bail so she ran as quickly as she could. The rest of the day was very, very quiet.

So where was the big Operation Rescue force? They ran off to Boston to protest at the Democratic National Convention. Troy's policy is to go whereever the press is because making an ass of himself and offending as many people as possible brings publicity. If it works for their friends the Phelps it will work for Troy.

Things appear to not being doing to well for the anti-abortion crowd. Recently OSA (the actual Operation Rescue group before Troy decided to take over the name and publicize himself as the

real Operation Rescue and it's President) traveled to Columbus, Ohio to protest a number of things. The city came out and overwhelmed them with a counter protest. OSA hassled police, harassed gays, insulted Muslims and tried to be as annoying as possible but were completely owned by the people in Columbus. Churches turned them away, the press essentially ignored them or criticized them in editorials. Eventually OSA left in shame having been mocked into submission.

Now Troy's Operation Rescue went to the DNC in their big Ryder trucks and encountered even more troubles. No surprise the DNC received some terrorist threats by conservatives who said they were going to attack the press. No doubt this was an effort to scare away the media so the public doesn't hear the positive message the Democrats have to offer (no liberal groups have threatened the RNC because everyone really knows the real terrorists have a religious agenda just like Operation Rescue). So it's no surprise that when a giant truck driven by a religious nut enters into a city holding a giant rally it'll get searched. The last anti-abortion religious nut who did that sort of thing blew up a huge building in Oklahoma City.

First Troy can't get a parking spot in downtown Boston during a major event that brings in thousands of people. Troy cries religious discrimination because the city didn't reserve him a parking spot. Troy expects special treatment because he suffers from delusions of grandeur where he thinks he is important, powerful, respected and an intelligent leader of a huge organization. Nobody else sees it, that's why we call it a delusion.

The security sees this huge truck and searches it. Previously Operation Rescue carried guns and other weaponery in these trucks so it's no surprise that OR is considered a security risk. Troy gets treated like the criminal he is and is forced to be spread and padded down for weapons. Troy whines about how he is being persecuted in the hopes people will send him more money so he doesn't have to get a real job.

They get let go but that's not the end of their problems. They get out of the truck and hold their anti-gay signs around. We all know that gays get a lot of abortions because gay men just can't stop getting pregnant. The other protesters who were there to protest the illegal war in Iraq pounce on them and OR cowardly runs away.

The Secret Service revoks OR's protest permit near Kerry's house. Troy cries persecution again and the judge rejects his lawsuit as frivilous. Afterall, there was a terrorist threat, OR is a terrorist organization, so it makes sense to keep a terrorist group that is known to be violent, away

from anywhere our future President may be residing.

Even more problems for OR. OR is tax-exempt but happily engages in many political programs that violates their tax exempt status. OSA did the same with their endorsement of Mayor Carlos Mayans, and Spirit One Christian Center did the same with their political attacks against Governor Kathleen Sebelius. Now OR is using their equipment to tell people not to vote for Senator John Kerry. So the National Organization for Women is issuing a complaint to the IRS to get OR's tax exempt status removed as a result. Goodness, Troy might have to pay taxes. The thought of being a productive member of society frightens him.

Book of the day: Downsize This!: Random Threats from an Unarmed American by Michael Moore

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