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July 14 , 2004
Boycott Starbucks

Yes, boycott Starbucks because they are evil. So is the conclusion of Operation Rescue (except for Brenna who goes there on occassion). Why does OR hate Starbucks? Because Dr. Tiller drank coffee there on occassion like millions of other people do every day. Operation Rescue's latest, pathetic attempt at attention developed a list of the top 50 businesses that do business with Dr. Tiller. Included on this list of infamy is a dry cleaning service, three churches, a cab company which takes patients to the clinic, even Panera Bread Co. These businesses will feel the full wrath of Operation Rescue much like Central Women's Services did today.

Yes, OR was out in full force today for about an hour or so. Sweaty Bob did his best Rev. Fred Phelps on a diet impression. Poor ol' Bob is getting the dementia

The ass that awaits Rayna's future.

Cowboy Bob tries to wrassle up some yunguns.

as he had problems getting words out. He sounded like a tape player with low batteries.

The most popular family on the block spent the hour talking on the phone and admiring the grass. Not too long ago a bunch of flyers appeared in Cheryl's neighborhood informing the community that a convicted domestic terrorist lives on their block. People were reportedly outraged that a person as bad or worse than a pedophile moved in. One of the upset people contacted the Maggot Punks wanting to find out what she could do to oppose these terrorists. Others reported suspicious activity with people constantly coming in and out of the house, perhaps to plan more terrorism in Wichita. Will Tiahrt do anything to combat these terrorists? Nope, but he did vote to continue to allow the government to search your library records. He is, after all, in favor of smaller government; fucking hypocrite. I didn't have time to contact the Sullengers as they left

before 10am.

Rounding out the kooks today was ubermoron Jeff Herzog. Jeff was quite talkative today. We talked about the usual crap that bores me, like Jesus and the Bible. I asked Jeff if he homeschools his kids; he said he teaches them creationism. I found this interesting. I asked him if he thinks bats are birds or mammals. He correctly concluded that bats are mammals (give Jeff a point for having at least one working brain cell). However the Bible says that bats are birds. Jeff disagreed saying there was no such comment in the Bible. Someone tell Jeff it says it in Leviticus 11:13-19 cause poor Jeff can't flip open a Bible much less surf the internet even with AOL.

Anyway, that fucking moron Jeff said there is no scientific evidence supporting evolution. Of course there is, but Jeff is a moron so he wouldn't know it if someone beat him across his smuggy self-righteous face with the latest edition of Evolution.

When seeing Jeff block the sidewalk I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?" I conclude that Jesus wouldn't block the sidewalk because in his day there weren't any damn sidewalks. I also wonder why Jesus couldn't travel in time. Every messiah should have himself a time machine.

I explained to the dumbfuck genetic drift and how evolution happens among populations, not spontaneous generation like some ignorant pastor must have told him. I told him about the apple maggot fly and the hawthorn tree, he looked clueless so I provided an example more familiar to everyday people. I brought up the subject of human evolution which can be demostrated to have happened through our fossil and DNA lineage over millions of years. I mention, for example, homo neanderthalensis being branched off by modern humans. He looked at me with a blank stare saying that doesn't support evolution. He tried to educate me saying that dogs are dogs, plants are plants and humans are humans. Of course there is a wide variety of each with numerous species in each phylum but to Jeff all dogs and plants are the same. I commented that Neanderthals are quite distinct from modern humans and would look quite different if you ran into one. I asked him if he could tell the difference between his wife and a Neanderthal. That question apparently upset him and he walked away thinking that he probably married a Neanderthal.

Book of the day: Unintelligent Design by Mark Perakh

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