June 23, 2004 - When the Lawmakers Break the Laws

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"If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another." --Epicurus

Did he forsee Troy Newman praying to God for his enemies to become afflicted with cancer?

June 23, 2004
When the Lawmakers Break the Laws

It was a slow day at Central clinic so D-cubed and the Godless Goddess who was visiting from the Itacha MP branch paid a visit at Tiller's. Parking the car under the shade of a tree we met bumper to bumper with a white SUV illegally parked. Common sense, and every state, says that a car shouldn't be parked in the opposing traffic lane. What sort of moron would do something so blatantly stupid? Well a Fanatical Fundy Freak (FFF) of course! A fundy doing something stupid isn't that newsworthy unless it is a Republican fundy who happens to be a representative of the Kansas legislature. This elected moron (obviously not representing intelligent drivers) is Steven Brunk and was parked in front of OSA hangout one street over from the abortion clinic and was observed going into the building. Now why is an elected official working with a "non-partisan" tax-exempt

Steven Brunk's gas guzzler, illegally parked. License number RKG600

You might be wondering how we did this great piece of detective work. It's because his name was on his Legislature parking decal. Let's hope that doesn't get renewed.

organization? Oh right, he doesn't give a shit about laws despite the fact it's his job to make them, not break them. Well, that's an FFF for you.

Anyway, our main reason to go to Tiller's, other than boredom, was to check if any arrested antis were violating court orders not to return to the scene where they got arrested. When I, D-cubed, was falsely accused of battery of a lying, sack of shit anti, I was told to avoid being in the area of the clinic. No doubt the antis were told to avoid as they were told to avoid during mass clinic protest arrests in 1991. Of course antis think they are above the law, they say so themselves.

As expected self-righteous, arrogant, self-proclaimed reverend Daniel Thompson was at the clinic conspiring with some other nut to commit more crimes. So far Dan has been found guilty of blocking clinic access twice, but both times was found guilty on misdemeanor charges, not the federal FACE law because the law

in America treats domestic terrorists, particularly Christian terrorists with kid gloves. Now Dan faces charges of trespass along with eleven other members of Operation Save America. Donna Lippoldt, of OSA (currently in court over her crimes at the clinic) insists that this was not a planned operation and no members of OSA were involved. Of course you can go to Operationsaveamerica.org and see how proud they were of their arrest. Defrocked pastor Mark Holick holds rallies at his cult Spirit One Christian Center encouraging others to get arrested for Jesus because secular laws do not apply to fundamentalists.

Spot the actual Hispanic in this photo. Let's see, a lying cracker in pink, a dumb cracker in green, a fat cracker in blue and a perverted cracker wearing a sign. No Hispanics anywhere.

The criminal and self-proclaimed reverend Daniel Thompson conspires with a moron who doesn't know how to dress for the weather. Perhaps it's his attorney, criminals often need them especially when violating court orders.

At the clinic today the fat ass protestor (okay, the fat ass one in the blue to be more specific) nearly caused a car wreck as she forced one car entering to swerve to avoid her as she crossed the driveway to try to stop the car. Another car was exiting and had to quickly slam on the breaks as this car suddenly entered the opposing lane. Of course the FFF's don't care if they cause physical harm to people, as long as they can push their religious propaganda on people in the name of some fictional corpse that lives in the clouds.

It was a pathetic turnout for the fundies at both clinics today. It's no wonder they want to get arrested. Their numbers are dwindling and they needed something for publicity so they can cry 'persecution.' It's not like they are being persecuted. The police give them numerous warnings and the city allows them to use public property to display their religious symbols in violation of the First Amendment.

When and if the FFF's will go to trial is currently unknown. Lippoldt's

court date is July 9th. If you go to watch her lie her fat ass off as Dan Thompson did tell her the Maggot Punks sent you. If anyone can videotape it give us a copy so we can make a drinking game out of her testimony. Every time she lies we take one shot of liquor. We'll be drunk in five minutes which may just make looking at her Joker style makeup more bearable.

Here's the Goddess about to take a paint can to the truck. ;)

FYI, the photo on your left is a picture of a 2 month old baby that was a Vietnam war casualty. The antis should have a sign saying Hate Facts, Cling to Lies. Facts often destroy propaganda, that's why antis are afraid of rational debate.

Book of the day:The Good Earth by Pearl Buck

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