If you counted two, you are very wrong. The front ramp to the Wichita City Hall/ Courthouse was full of asses today. Leading the charge was Operation Save America’s Flip Benham with his little sidekick, Rusty Thomas.

It started with a phone call asking me if I was going down there. Since the Wichita media pays little mind to these dimwits, I didn't’t know what the hell was going on. I drove down and did’t see a soul. So I drove around the block and next time round, BINGO. The first clue was two women with LONG dresses. In this heat it was a definite give away that something was up. Next was the family camped out under the tree. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good picnic, but at the courthouse???

So, we started the convergence of our troops and waited for the arrival of the asses. Well Brad Bennett walked up and I felt disappointed. I wanted to see new faces. And like magic, down the street was a whole parade of asses. But first up were the donkeys. They seemed really nice and were easy to reason with, too bad they were being lead by Flip and

Rusty. They went up the ramp and all of the sudden my ears burned, they had a massive RV blaring some Christian music. The RV turned the corner and illegally parked on Main Street. Flip took the stage and got wired to up to the RV so everyone could hear his madman rantings.

He went on and on and on. Two things I did hear in between waving at cars and at all the drivers showing support:

1. He called the CIA, FBI, and National Guard worthless.

2. He finally came out of the closet. And this one is no lie he said “I am coming out of the closet, all Christians should come out of the closet” I thought this was really weird after all the anti-homo rhetoric he was spewing.

Donna Lippholdt came up and told her sob story about her upcoming trial for running out of the street, I swear, these nuts think they are above the law!!!!

Mark Holick got up to I don’t know what, but it sure wasn't to tell everyone about his nice shiny car that his congregation probably unknowingly paid for.

One creepy this anti tried to start some crap with one of us. She was quickly put in her place and looked like a cornered little rat backing away. You think she would be pretty tough considering the hate filled T-shirt she was wearing.

After the speeches were done, we went up to get one question answered, WHERE IN THE HELL IS TROY??? You’d think that since all these freaks are for the same cause he’d be there with his trash trucks to get some press. We couldn't’t find him and Flip wasn't’t helping so we went to Rusty. He told us that he wasn't’t going to be Troy’s friend anymore due to Troy’s arrogance. Imagine our surprise, Troy arrogant? He said maybe in time there would be forgiveness.

Book of the day: Blinded by the Right: The Conscience of an EX-Conservative by David Brock

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