Congress wouldn't act, so I signed an executive order -- that means I did it on my own. It says we're going to open up billions of dollars in grant money competition to faith-based charities. -- George W. Bush

In case you missed it, you just witnessed Dubya indicate that he knows better than Congress what to do with billions of dollars (courtesy of www.dubyaspeak.com)

Today the Maggot Punks once again went out to defend the rights of women to decided what to do with their own bodies. Those rights were not in particular peril at Central Women's Services in Wichita Ks.

Daniel Thompson, the man who Flip Benham has said is the man set apart by god to lead in Wichita (May 6, 2004 letter to "leaders") sent no soldier of god or any other representatives to defend against the forces of evil AKA women's reproductive services. He has been sending the clairvoyant Kevin Stanfield but all of the OSA crowd was absent today.

Troy Newman, the man that Flip Benham has said is splitting the anti-choice movement in Wichita was also absent. Convicted terrorist Cheryl Sullenger was also absent as was the rest of the ORW crowd.

The only Christians that bothered to show up today painted a pretty bleak outlook for the conversations in heaven. Sweaty Bob Hagen, the only anti-choicer who consistently shows up was, predictably present. He walked around with his "Many Kittens Killed Here" sign. Today, however, he kept his hands in his jacket pocket instead of his pants pockets so we wouldn't have a repeat of the last time.

Dicki and his bead brigade also made an appearance. Dicki provided the only entertainment for the day. While Mr Zero was filming the pointless pacing and chanting, Dicki shoved his beads up in Zero's camera lens. All in all, another week attempt at imposing limp dick rules on the rest of the world.

As many of you may know, April 25 was The March For

Women's Lives in Washington DC. D-Cubed and Spunky Flasher both attended. It was the biggest crowd that either one of them have ever been in. Depending on whose count you trust there were between 750,000 and 1.2 million people at the event. It is now being hailed as the largest DC rally in history.

There are reports that Troy Newman was arrested at the event. As of the publication of this issue, we have been unable to confirm this. However, Troy says on his "website":

From the Kerry Rally, we went to his [John Kerry's] campaign headquarters. There various pro-lifers took turns testifying on the bull-horn as pro-aborts circled in the midst of our group chanting the same sorry slogans that we have heard for the past 20 years. We ran into one of the deathscorts from Wichita, a vile woman who often represents the Religious Coalition for Reproductive choice. When she saw Troy, she went strait to him and proceeded to cuss him out in the vilest terms.

After speaking with all of the women involved in KRCRC who went to DC, we are unable to find anyone (male or female) who went to Kerry campaign headquarters or even saw the pathetic looser the whole time. Rack this one up as another lie for Jesus.

Ron Brock, AKA, Santa Clause on crack also claims to have been assaulted on MTTU. Funny that the only confirmed arrests were of Christians breaking the law.

during all of this, the leader of Operation Save America was busy walking across the US with a donkey. Flip Benham has decided to walk across America with a jackass in tow in order to stop abortion. Something tells me that the only thing he is going to stop is his weight from going up.

Book of the day: Shrub: The Short but Happy Political Life of George W. Bush by Molly Ivins & Lou Dubose

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