Skittles

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. --Ellen Perry Berkeley

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. --Hippolyte Taine

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. --Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. --Unknown


Oscar

To Skittles and Oscar: your purr's in my dreams make sleeping worth while. --Zero

 

March 17, 2004
Home School Field Trips

Today, Mr Zero and Spunky Flasher went forth to defend the rights of women to control their own bodies. Troy Newman, director of Operation Rescue West, mustered a crowd of 11 to assail the rights of women and take society back 200 years. The only problem was that he brought the biggest bunch of spunk monkeys outside of a Dick Cheney $1,000 per plate dinner.

Since Wichita is not known for producing such willfully idiotic morons, Troy has resorted to importing highly functioning, non cognizant robots from around the nation. Troy himself comes from California. He has imported Cheryl Sullenger, a

Slutty whore of drunken moron councils a woman after an abortion in the name of Jesus.

Troy Newman, inspired by the recent theft of the California governorship, has decided to emulate his racist sexist hero, Ahnald! (click the image for a full size version, like that'll help you relax)

woman who raised the average weight of a 40 year old female in Wichita Ks by 4 pounds while simultaneously lowering the IQ of the same demographic by 7 points. Cheryl has also served time in federal prison for committing crimes against people or property to further a political, social or religious agenda (the DHS definition of terrorism). Thanks so much for bringing this lunatic to our town, Troy.

Also imported to Wichita and present today was Michelle Herzog. Michelle moved to Wichita with a man who sells his children's clothes to buy alcohol. Jeff Herzog, was told to move to Wichita by the voices in his head. He has set his family up in a run down, 45th hand trailer

in an industrial section of Wichita. Jeff and Michelle live off of government assistance and the money that Jeff makes working as a refrigerator salesman at Sears.

Local morons not to be outdone, Jenny showed up with her prepubescent daughter and proudly displayed her for Robert Hagen to lear at all day. When we inquired why a "caring" mother would take her daughter out of school to bring her to abortion clinic with a pedophile, we were met with "Satan will answer that in hell, you unsaved ass hole."

Daniel Thompson, local director of Operation Save America, once again sent Kevin Stanfield to attempt to show up Troy Newman


Robert Hagen gets just a little too exited when a prepubescent person is around. This is Jenny, who brings her child to an abortion clinic at 9:00 on Wednesday morning in the middle of March.

Convicted terrorist Cheryl Sullenger instructs Billy Bob Danny Carl Frank on the best way to illegally obstruct a drive way.

and his band of morons. In the stupidity department, Dan is winning with his minion Kevin. However, in the criminal department, Troy has got him beat hands down.

Speaking of criminals, the day started out with Cheryl's newest Terrorist In Training (TIT), Jim Bob Danny Carl Frank receiving instructions on how to illegally block a driveway to a business and then lie for Jesus. Click here (0:42 4.3MB) to watch a video of the incident. It starts out with the clinic security guard telling the ram jet moron to move. Cheryl says that if he is asked nicely he will comply. He is asked nicely and being blessed by god refuses.

Michelle imitates Karen and...

It really seems odd that a group of ultra liberal militant atheists have to keep reminding the Christians about the law the claim to follow. We grow tired of quoting out of the bible so hopefully it will be the last time.

1 Peter 2:13-16:

13) Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; 14) Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. 15) For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: 16) As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God.

Now what part of "don't break the fucking law are you having trouble with?

Also having trouble following the Bible is Kevin Stanfield. After we reminded him that the Bible condemns sorcery and/or divination, he seemed to


Karen imitates Michelle

Robert Hagen was so exited about the home school field trip!

get it. Instead of making wild assed assumptions about the people he was yelling at, he asked questions. Creepy, nosey questions who's answers were none of his business but still he seemed to be on the right track. He quickly fell off the track and went right back to condemned practices that he had long held. Click here (2:53 24.5MB) to watch a video of this sad man.

Arriving an hour late, as usual for a professional protester is the leader of the dream team, Troy Newman. He is greeted with hello's to which he responds with blessed Christian insults. Mr Zero wastes no time getting down to business and asks him about the $250,000 he raised and the fact that he never registered with the Kansas secretary of state as required by Kansas statue 17-1760 and 17-1762 of the charitable organizations and solicitations act. Troy claims that he is exempt because the Kansas Attorney General is a "bud" and therefore, Troy doesn't have to follow the law. Troy is probably correct that Phil Kline won't prosecute criminals like Troy but instead will go after courageous, well educated people who dare to stand up for what is right. Does the name George Tiller mean anything to you? Click here (0:51 9.4MB) to watch a video of Troy Newman confessing to crime and corruption.

Mr Zero and Dig Doug Deeper have seriously missed the neurotic, egomaniacal, diluted, dementia of the Regional coordinator of Operation Rescue West, Tim McKinney. Mr Zero has, likewise, missed Brenna Sullenger and all the tight clothes she wore. Mr Zero queried Troy regarding the whereabouts of his comrades. He was a bit evasive, signaling that there had possibly been a problem. After a bit of badgering, Troy finally broke down and admitted that Tim and Brenna got tired of the Maggot Punks giving them so much shit all the time. In simpler terms we

punked the bitches out

Click here (1:04 6.29MB) to judge for yourself what happened to the two of them. It makes sense that Tim McKinney would run away from us. People such as Tim get quite irritated when it comes to the truth. When we brought up the fact that he abandoned his 5 children, has a mail order bride, and we caught him in dozens of lies, he got a bit testy and broke out his mirror. What we can't figure out, is why Brenna would run off. After all, Mr Zero lusted after her from the moment he saw her. He constantly took pictures of her breasts clad in tight cotton & lace. He wrote her poems of passionate sex and even sent her pictures of himself nude...oh wait, no wonder she's gone.

Kevin spent considerable time contemplating the difference between right and left an how it was opposite when he looked in the mirror.
Book of the day: Thieves in High Places: They've Stolen Our Country and It's Time to Take It Back by Jim Hightower

 

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