"As you notice, when there's a hole in the ground and a person is able to crawl into it in a country the size of California, it means we're on a scavenger hunt for terror, and find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data. And we're on it." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

That's why Bush wants to go to the moon, so we can study all the holes which will enable us to defeat terrorism, here and on Mars.

A little more than two years ago before the Maggot Punks officially formed their organization and this website we escorted at the East Kellogg clinic. Like an average day at the clinic we made our rounds checking to see if any antis were trespassing. Near the bridge we found two antis lying face first on the grass (yeah, grass in winter. Go figure). They weren't on clinic property so we didn't talk to them but stood on the sidewalk making jokes about their odd behavior. In the group were D-cubed, Mr. Zero and Annie Sprinkles along with two other escorts.

While in conversationD-cubed felt a shove from behind. Turning around he saw Keith Cramer trying to look D-cubed in the eye. Upset that Keith was a cowardly shit who attacked him from behind D-cubed said some insults to his face, Keith just stood there with an angry look on his face as always because he married a cow who was one of the

Later that night we used the court victory as another excuse to celebrate

"people" on the grass. Getting repulsed by Keith's face D-cubed turned around and left with the fellow escorts, that's when the lying fundies called the police claiming they were attacked.

A few minutes later at the clinic entrance a police officer went up to D-cubed and D-cubed asked him if he wanted to see the video tape of the incident. They both went in and viewed the surveillance tape which proved that Keith approached D-cubed from behind and D-cubed did not hit or shove Keith. Outside a different police officer berated D-cubed saying that he had no business on the sidewalk, apparently that's a right only reserved for the fundies.

Thinking the matter dropped two years passed. D-cubed was offered a job at a public library. The background check revealed a warrant for him to appear in court. D-cubed went to the warrant office and was told to appear in court. As a result D-cubed couldn't get the job and pondered how many good jobs he missed out on because of the lying fundies. Zoom to today.

Spunky accompanied D-cubed to the courtroom to show her support. D-cubed had subpoenaedZero and Annie as witnesses but for some reason they never received them. Brenna Sullenger,

daughter of convicted felon Cheryl Sullenger arrived with Karen Myers who claimed to have seen the entire event more than 1000 feet away, through a concrete/brick building with her amazing fundy powers of perception that enables her to view rabbits that chew their cud.

The courtroom was packed for reasons unrelated to Cube's trial so Spunky had to sit outside. Karen got called out to the hallway and was informed that the case was dismissed because the event happened two years ago, not to mention the fact Keith and Linda never bothered to show up. Karen whined like the lying piggirl she is then left with the daughter of a convicted felon. Spunky told the facts of the case (something Karen isn't familiar with) to people outside the hallway. Twenty minutes later D-cubed got his dismissal papers and left the courtroom and received cheers and applause from strangers in the hallway.

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